Angus: *gets a hair cut* Taako: *teasing* who is this handsome young man??

timeforlupsopinion:

taako: who’s this handsome young man? where’s my protege and beloved detective angus mcdonald? what have you done with him, handsome young man? i will find out your secret, handsome young man. 

angus: sir it’s me

taako: oh, i didn’t see you angus. your haircut made you look like a strange but handsome young man I got a bit confused. 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

brainsbeautyandbunnies:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

greyacedipperpines:

your-forestlass:

inkblotgalaxies:

dutchster:

HOW ADORABLE IS THIS KITTY

*slams desk* THIS IS THE KIND IF CONTENT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS MORE OF, DAMNIT!

@kilifilithorinandco

“mew!”
*grunt of agreement*
“mew!”
*grunt of agreement*
*kitten climbs on top of man’s head*
“mew!”
*grunt of agreement*

The kind of quality content I need on my dash 😀

Hehehe kitty kitty

So soft and cute and good 😀

Do It For Him

violacakes:

violacakes:

samwellgotyourback:

whenever Jack scores a goal, he turns to the camera and blow a kiss. every time. the internet goes crazy for it – look at those fucking eyes when he does it? like half of tumblr starts ovulating on the spot. WHO ARE THESE KISSES FOR? (a popular theory is that jack’s love for hockey and photography have combined and he is dating the camera. there are some surprisingly good fics about this.)

Eric Bittle has every kiss saved on his phone.

Shitty insists that the kisses are meant for him. He always sends a thank you note.

Some examples of the thank you notes!

To whom it may concern, right back at you, baby. Love, Shits xxx

Dear Sir: SMACK!

For the attention of Mr Jacques Zimmermann Esquire: thank you for your enthusiastic gesture of intent; I now consider us engaged. Kind regards, the Marquis of Shitsville

Cher Jack, I accept your kiss and substitute my own. Shitty.

Hey Jack, you know I’m going to keep doing this until you admit who the kisses are really for, right?

Dear Mr Zimmermann, our legal firm is considering formal action against your for your continued long distance kissage of our client, B. Shitty Knight. The action is likely to consist of CUDDLES, in YOUR BED, this SATURDAY. Be there or be square.

My own sweet Jack, the miles between us seem so long, but your kisses get me through the chill Boston nights. Love, your own Knight in Shitty Armour.

and finally:

Dear Mr Bittle, it has come to our firm’s attention that our client, Mr Knight, has intercepted a grand total of 15 long distance smackeroos that were actually intended for your adorable face. He is willing to deliver them to you in person this weekend over pie and coffee YOU SLY FUCKER WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING FROM ME????

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