shesellsseagulls:

navas-things:

I just want everybody to know that my son, Peter Parker, would try to lift Thor’s hammer because he’s a child and would use so much force that he just hit himself in the face because he thought he wouldn’t be able to lift it so easily

peter just knocks himself unconcious with thors hammer

expectation at age 13: will grow up to become the extroverted, witty, and enchanting elizabeth bennet
reality at age 22: has grown up to become the introverted, awkward, and stressed out fitzwilliam darcy

rce-archive:

shout out to my exec dysfunction ppl whose rooms are always a mess, who have weeks and weeks of dirty laundry lying around, who have trouble doing objectively “simple” chores and tasks, who get told that they’re lazy and just not trying and told that they need to do better. i know you are trying your best even when everything takes an enormous amount of effort or seems impossible. i love y’all

lullabyknell:

Right now, all I can imagine is new parent James Potter, half-asleep and completely out-of-it, grabbing the first blanket-like thing in reach to wrap baby Harry in, before putting him down and going back to bed.

In the morning, Lily shoves him awake and snaps, “I can’t find the baby or your dumb Invisibility cloak.”

And James just stares at her, then realizes, “I have made a terrible mistake.”