dancingplague – oh my god, they were roommates

dancingplague
replied to your post “Power move – Matt comes back from the dead and immediately proposes to…”

Okay I know this isn’t the point but Matt has been dead, so if he wants to go buy a ring immediately, before he sorts out the “legally dead” thing, he has to borrow some money, and I’m just thinking about the short list of people who he could possibly borrow money from and all the options are hysterical

100% DANNY

a scene with danny attempting to describe engagement rings to matt and being confused when matt balks at the expensive ones would be fun

Your new New Girl fic is my favorite goddamned thing it’s honestly a work of art

thaaaaaank you <33

it’s such a tiny fandom that it doesn’t fuel my need for attention well but the writing on new girl has definitely been an influence on me, so it’s so challenging and fun to mess with it

dancingplague
replied to your photo “just chilling in the sun with my BLINDINGLY WHITE ARMS”

Why do you always look like a young and upcoming artist from Connecticut who uses rosewater-based skin care products and breaks hearts by walking into coffee shops it’s so unfair.

oh my god, clever camera deception, I guess? because I’m really a mess who barely remembers to wash her face about three days out of seven.

(also, gosh, thanks)