mattfoggy & 21!

the-space-narwhal:

21. Too much eggnog! 

When Matt wakes up he’s keenly aware of two things: the
first is that his mouth taste like death and the second is that having a
building collapse on top of him might be preferable to this.

Next to him Foggy is snoring like a chainsaw and Matt can feel
every vibration of it running through his whole body and while there’s normally
a kind of quaintness to these early morning moments, today it makes Matt feel
like there’s a tiny angry logger in his brain, sawing through his skull.

“Ugh.” Matt groans, the world feeling wobbly underneath him
and over him and around him. “The spins.” He rolls on his side, away from
Foggy, pulling a face at the sour taste he accidently amplifies when he
swallows. And breathes.

“Matty?” Foggy asks, startling away seemingly at once. Matt
isn’t sure how loudly he groans, his head pounding and his stomach turning
traitorously behind his navel.

Foggy’s hand paws at his bare back, clumsy with sleep, and
it’s not really comforting but Matt doesn’t want him to stop either, happy to shift
his attention over to something other than the unsteady, rattled feeling surging
throughout his body.

“Never let Karen make the eggnog again.” Foggy mumbles,
shifting closer, hiding his flushed face against the spot between Matt’s
shoulder blades. “It’s, like, just cream and bourbon.”

“Don’t remind me.” Matt manages through clenched teeth,
willing his body to either succumb to unconsciousness or else cast aside the
terrible tightness clenching his body into knots.

Foggy hums low in his
throat, and the tremble of it plays differently that that of his previous
snoring, softer, quieter, more like feather down than gnarled wool. It seeps
and pours through the cracks in Matt’s fractured brain, flushes to the surface a
memory from last night, Foggy’s mouth sweet against Matt’s neck, his voice ripe
with laughter as he half-sang, half-mumbled against Matt’s skin. “Say what’s in this drink?

(“You’re the worst.” Matt laughed, even as he looped his
arms around Foggy’s shoulders, holding him tight, and Foggy just pressed a kiss
to the corner of Matt’s mouth, warm, so warm, “Gosh your lips look delicious.”)

Foggy’s arm curls around him, holding Matt close. Against
all odds, Foggy’s warmth spreads across Matt’s skin and eases the sharpest edge
of the shivering tension in his body.

“Think of my life long sorrow.” Matt whispers into his
pillow. He recognizes the curve of Foggy’s sleepy grin against his back.

I present to you an excerpt of something I experienced from the midnight release of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix:

boardgamebrony:

(Everyone is standing in line at the San Antonio Rivercenter Mall book store. It is very close to midnight)

Girl in the Line: READ US THE FIRST WORD!

(Employee opens up the book in front of everyone. He speaks)

Employee: “THE”

(Everyone cheers)

:<33 11 for matt/foggy

bravinto:

touching anywhere but where the person desperately wants to be touched

“Foggy,” Matt whimpers, writhing underneath him.

It sounds deliciously desperate.

“Yes, Matty,” Foggy whispers and leans down to kiss Matt’s ridiculously red, obscene lips. “What is it, buddy?”

“Touch me…” comes the breathy response.

“I am touching you, you goof,” Foggy says, rubbing light circles on Matt’s wrists where he has them pinned down to the bed.

He feels Matt’s arms flex and relax, like he’s forcing himself to stay down, pliant and mellow for Foggy, as if he couldn’t throw him off like a ragdoll any moment. 

“Touch me there.”

“Where?”

“Anywhere,” Matt pants and arches his back to find any other connection point besides his hands and lips. It’s an impressie arch, and Fogy really has to concentrate not to give in.

“Say the magical word,” he says, peppering Matt’s flushed face with small kisses.

“Accio Foggy?” Matt tries, and Foggy kinda loses it, a little, because really?

“Okay, I was gonna be stern, but I can’t deal with you when you’re being a nerd, Murdock. I call fowl play!” Foggy laughs and lowers himself to lie down on top of him.

He can’t really withhold anything from Matt, not when he’s being so sweet and eager and dorky and desperate for the questionable pleasure of rubbing his whole body on Foggy. If Matt’s triumphant laugh sounds so happy, this isn’t a battle Foggy would want to win anyway.

One time in elementary school, for some reason I decided I needed to marry my friend and a bunch of other kids got excited about it too, and we made a dress and veil for me out of white construction paper, and a jacket and top hat for my friend out of black paper, and the “clothes” were attached with staples, glue and tape. We made programs for the guests, and had a friend “marry” us with a Magic Treehouse book. Then we danced to Backstreet Boys. I don’t know where the supervision was. (1/2)

pluckyredhead:

But I love the idea of Matt, Foggy and Elektra doing that in some combination. Who’s getting married? (probably not Foggy and Elektra) Who’s the friend to marry them? Who put together the outfits? Where were the adults in all this? We just don’t know. (2/2)

It’s Marci who decides they need to have a wedding, of course, after she’s flower girl at her aunt’s. She even has a poofy white dress from the event that she insists on showing off pictures of to all her classmates, at length. Her mother will let her wear it to school, but only for the day of the wedding itself, because it is for a special occasion.

She spends a week loudly debating the choice of groom, even though everyone knows who it’s going to be in the end. It does not become the heated competition she hopes, despite a lot of sidling up to the various boys in the class and batting her eyelashes.

“Don’t call me Lukey,” Luke says firmly, and keeps working on the world’s longest construction paper chain (probably) with Colleen.

“I’m never getting married,” Frankie scoffs. “I’m gonna have a dog and live in a truck and I’m not sharing.”

“Okay,” says Danny from where he’s sitting on top of a very tall bookcase and eating a crayon.

…Maybe not Danny, then.

“I don’t think we’re old enough,” says Malcolm nervously, which is a shame, because he’s the nicest kid in the class and clearly the best choice.

“Not if I haveta dress up,” says Brett, and goes back to playing Cops and Other Cops with Misty (neither one will agree to be the robber).

Marci doesn’t even ask Matt, who she hates, for reasons no one can understand. Even Frankie kinda likes Matt.

In the end she picks Foggy, like everyone knew she would. Foggy agrees, then privately reassures Matt that there’s no reason they can’t get married too, when they get big and have a place to put the swirly slide they have already agreed will go in their shared apartment.

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