Tag: i want it

returnsandreturns:

i am a wealth of trashy prompts so please consider: 

• frank/foggy
• high school au 
• foggy’s intent on losing his virginity but matt’s too catholic and marci refuses to ruin his innocence lest he imprint on her like a duckling
• for some reason, frank, the scariest senior of them all, keeps rescuing him from bullies and skulking around his locker and staring at him
• possibly he wants to murder foggy 
• possibly he wants to do something else
• foggy is expecting to be ravished but they definitely go out on a series of awkward, precious dates before they do anything and they’re fumbly and hold hands at the movies and don’t kiss until the second date
• matt is not pleased by this situation at all but marci is elated

NO, GOD, WHY IS THIS IDEA SO ENCHANTING: 

“I have no excuse. I mean, you’re not a virgin and you promised your chastity to the Lord,” Foggy says.

Matt shrugs.

“It was symbolic,” he says. “I wasn’t exactly going to tell a nun that I wasn’t signing their purity pledge because of all the hot premarital sex I was having.”

“You were having once,” Foggy says.

“It was hot, though,” Matt says, wistfully.

“All thirty seconds,” Foggy says.