lolll – oh my god, they were roommates

gallusrostromegalus:

thebibliosphere:

gallusrostromegalus:

thebibliosphere:

I’m forever haunted by the knowledge that Dracula is a public domain work and I could literally just write Dracula AU (No listen, but hear me out, The Batchelor), and every second I’m not doing it feels like an affront to whatever god thought it would be a good idea to keep me alive.

Here’s a List of Public Domain Classics for those of you who want to get your Classic Lit AU on, and potentially create THE LITERATURE CLASSICS CROSSOVER FIC FROM HELL.

Which I’d read the shit out of.

Why do you enable me like this.

Look, Drac is going to Mansfield Park with Long John Silver and THEY’RE GOING TO LIKE IT.

Nobody else there will, but they’ll have a blast.

formerly-makingstarsshine:

coffeebuddha:

crabnarok:

m–ood:

Glass of Supervicious Fluid

a fine vintage

Venom: EDDIE, I FEEL FANCY, EDDIE

That last comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

ellicelluella:

matt murdock’s guide to how to get your friends to cradle you lovingly

“But antidepressants changes your brain chemistry!”

gayandstressedout:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

do u ever get a message or a comment that like isn’t OVERTLY sexual but it’s in the subtext and even though it seems completely innocent your kink alarm bell rings something like

“you’re so cute! would love to see a photo of you in some red sneakers!”

like…..that’s too specific to be innocuous…………. .

god i love this

thevoidfish:

jewishbradbradson:

fantasysamsclub:

karfuckingstrider:

Barry J Bluejeans is a lich necromancer, capable of casting the paladin/cleric spell Command, who is fluent in thieves cant and identifies as a fighter when his memory is wiped.

Barold what the absolute fuck

Barry J Bluejeans, on top of all of this, is also an item artificer (just like everyone else on the Starblaster), a bond and interplanar scientist, and plays the fucking piano, so at any point in time this motherfucker could class as a bard if he really wanted to.

What is Barry?

He had a 100 years to learn everything he could and by God he did

they told you Barry was a nerd but you guys didn’t listen

annabellioncourt:

daddynietzsche:

throwback to that time in my existentialism class where the professor asked ‘who thinks hell is other people’ and half the class slowly and meekly put their hand up

then the prof was like ‘…i mean who originally said it’

there are some posts that sound utterly made up for the joke or for the notes, but this one I whole heartedly believe