OKAY, SO, I’m not doing their wedding night because I feel like I need to be able to write everything that happens around it before I do that (and I think that’s one of those things that @dancinbutterfly and I might write together, maybe?)
So, someday that will happen, but for now, have this loosely related thing!
“I don’t even want to leave New York,” Matt says, when Foggy asks about possible honeymoon plans.
“Oh, yeah?” Foggy asks.
Matt smiles and circles his arms around Foggy’s waist.
“I just want to get an amazing hotel room,” he says, close to Foggy’s mouth, “with an amazing bed and I don’t want to get out of it for a week.”
“Can we get amazing room service, too?” Foggy asks.
“Wow,” Matt says, pulling back to give him a look, trying not to smile. “I say I want you to fuck me for a week straight and you’re thinking about room service?”
“Hey—look, you said hotel and my first mental picture was eating lobster while you sucked my dick,” Foggy says, happily, shrugging. “Or I could hand feed you—filet mignon or something. Or we could order up fancy chocolate sauce and whipped cream and I could tie you to the bed and lick it off you and really fuck up the sheets.”
“…okay,” Matt says, faintly, letting out a harsh breath. “Yeah, okay, let’s get room service.”
Foggy grins and pulls him closer to kiss him on the mouth.
“I’ve got your number, Murdock,” he says, close to Matt’s mouth, and Matt grins and nudges their foreheads together.
“I think me covered in whipped cream and chocolate is maybe more your number,” he says, and they kiss until Foggy turns his head and makes a soft huh noise.
“…you know, I think we have whipped cream in the refrigerator,” he says.
“Why would there be whipped cream in our refrigerator?” Matt asks, grinning at him.
“For—hot cocoa,” Foggy says, speculatively. “And pie. Also, I thought about covering you with it yesterday and picked some up on the way home.”
Matt laughs. He’s normally not a huge fan of being sticky, but the thought of Foggy’s tongue all over his body completely overrides that.
“Okay, but this means you don’t get to do it on our honeymoon, because it won’t be special,” he says, letting go of Foggy to step backward and pull off his shirt, tossing it into the laundry hamper in the corner. “You get the whipped cream, I’ll get the cuffs ready. Do we have sheets we don’t care about?”
“I’ll grab some,” Foggy says, brushing lips over his cheek as he passes to head toward the kitchen. He keeps talking in a normal voice while he’s in the next room, asking, “What can we do on our honeymoon that’s special? I feel like we’ve already won sex at this point.”
“We are definitely the winners of sex,” Matt calls. “We could just cuddle, I guess.”
Foggy laughs, shutting the refrigerator before he says, “I mean, I could make love to you.”
“Missionary?” Matt asks, loudly.
Foggy doesn’t answer until he comes back with a set of old sheets, tossing them and a can of whipped cream onto the bed.
“I could undress you tenderly,” Foggy says, warmly, “and lay you out on the bed and make it slow and sweet. Make sure you know how precious you are to me–how lucky I am to be your husband.”
Matt’s fingers curl around one of the cuffs, his cheeks going pink, and Foggy laughs softly and steps forward to take it from him and press a soft kiss to his mouth.
“You want me to make love to you on our wedding night, honey?” he asks.
“Yeah, Fog, I want that,” Matt says, taking both of Foggy’s hands in his, beaming at him. “Is it weird that it sounds like the hottest thing I’ve ever done?”
“Oh, definitely,” Foggy says, “but I like weird. And I love you. Now, are you ready for me to chain you to a bed and lick every inch of your body?”
“So ready,” Matt says, eagerly.