Tag: this is me

mynewurl:

mynewurl:

the water fountain at work has broken so the cafe is handing out free coffee all day and honestly i know this is a bad idea but i am going to abuse this so much and i am ready to face the consequences head on

ive had 17 coffees and i can’t feel my legs but on the plus side ive spoken to god and she seems chill

dieinmanhattan:

My friends sent me their wedding invite and the options to RSVP were:

-Gladly Attend

-Regretfully Decline

-Regretfully Attend

-Vindictively Decline