omFG I’M GONNA FUCkiNG DIE GOoodBYE WORLD I’LL SEE Y’ALL IN HELL: taurus, gemini, scorpio
*paces around room for 6129322+ hours*: libra
okay you touch me i’ll explode: aries, cancer, leo
uh yeah i’m going to stay under my blankets for the next 7 years so if you’ll excuse me: sagittarius, pisces
hehe no i’m fine *screams internally into the void*: virgo, capricorn, aquarius
Tag: YES THO
I honestly get gayer every time I hear a girl genuinely laugh. If they snort that’s 10 bonus gay points. No girl has an ugly laugh ok trust me on this
do you ever read fic so amazingly in character that you just want to fly through your screen until you’re climbing out of the writer’s laptop like some kind of terrifying fangirl ring parody just screaming GODDAMN NOW THAT IS HOW IT’S FUCKING DONE MY DUDE and patting them on the back really really hard and then doing a fucking oldtimey prospector dance as the poor writer screams and calls the cops while barricading themselves in a bathroom?
(……no??? just me then???????)
“Shorts”
a psa
Big Muscle Girls™ at the olympics are making me Gayer™ in 2k16
My kinda shit: When Person A put their hand on Person B’s cheek and Person B puts their hand on top while turning their head just enough to kiss Person A’s palm
it’s a mouthful to explain but man is it my kinda shit
chubby tummies are cute pass it on
I like “Steve Rogers destroys Fox News” prompts as much as the next gull, but consider:
Steve is kind of a goofball, to be honest- I feel like he’d probably flub planned speaking events and be reduced to a stammering mess or be silent with rage in the face of bullshit.But the Falcon, aka Sam Wilson, becomes a frequent speaker on news shows, bringing his relatable, easy charm, his compassion, and his assertive, take-no-bullshit fire to a public forum.
He becomes famous as the Falcon; usually seen with Captain America (self-proclaimed “My name’s not “And The Falcon”)
and then as an Avenger, and then as a public speaker who often weighs in on current events, bringing his personal experiences into it and considering it a responsibility to use his high profile well.Imagine Sam debating some conservative bonehead goes viral:
Sam has a gift for devastating comebacks and witty rejoinders in addition to his eloquence and intelligence, and he takes America by storm.(Steve thinks he’s WONDERFUL, but Steve always thinks that- his crush doesn’t need any more fuel)
oh my god, they were roommates 