keepitdreamin:

i may have accidentally started writing a thor/foggy fic last night…

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look, i started thinking about forehead kisses (the best kisses btw) and like what if thor (because alien who doesn’t understand human ways) just kisses people because that’s what warriors do on asgard? and i don’t know why but then i thought: what if he rescued foggy from some villain and then after gently setting him down far away from the fight and making sure he wasn’t injured, he kissed foggy’s forehead and told him to be safe before flying off. and then they keep running into each other (thor just happens to be the avenger who’s around when foggy gets caught up in the middle of superhero nonsense) and thor is so overly affectionate and they actually become friends beyond the whole rescuing nonsense. foggy spends a lot of time trying not to freak out about it (because it’s THOR okay an actual DEMIGOD who kisses foggy’s forehead and laughs at foggy’s jokes in a booming way and listens to him talk about his job in genuine interest and tells him stories about asgard as he braids foggy’s hair and foggy has a MAJOR crush happening).

thor is in the office to pick foggy up for lunch (it’s not a date, it’s not a date, foggy has to forcibly remind himself, when thor shows up looking casual and soft and handsome as fuck with his hair tied back and wearing worn jeans and a fuzzy sweater that’s pushed up revealing his massive forearms and it’s not a date), when a supervillain decides the best way to get to the avengers is by sending out robot drone things to attack them individually. so suddenly there’s robots in the offices and thor and matt are fighting them off (thor doesn’t find it strange at all that matt’s able to rip a robot’s head off just laughs and does the same). karen and foggy are scrambling and trying to get away from the robots and not, you know, die, when one of them comes at foggy and he’s grabbing around behind him for anything to shield himself or throw at the robot or whatever when he grabs a handle and lifts it up without thinking. then there’s a roll of thunder and a bright flash of lightning and all of the robots drop, fried and foggy looks down to realize he’d picked up mjolnir. matt and karen are kind of just gawking at him but thor just laughs and tells him he’s worthy and then kisses foggy’s forehead like he does and flies out. matt and karen gawk even more because what the fuck just happened but when foggy tries to explain it away as platonic asgardian kisses, matt’s eyebrows shoot up and that’s how foggy finds out that maybe, maybe what he’d been assuming was asgardian friendship might in fact be courtship, which is… wow

yes yes YES YES YES