drabble prompt! foggy and amy mutually discussing their love for their disaster boyfriends

“You’re not worried that Jake’s going to break his neck?” Foggy asks, finishing his mimosa and immediately refilling his glass.

They’re having brunch and Matt and Jake are parkouring on some Brooklyn rooftops–or Matt is parkouring. If Foggy knows anything, Jake is probably just yelling parkour a lot.

“Not really,” Amy says, smiling fondly. “I’m pretty sure he’ll sprain his ankle and be really proud of it and never try this again.” 

“You’re lucky,” Foggy says, laughing. “Matt just gets more eager with each stab wound.” 

“How many stab wounds are we talking?” Amy asks, wincing.

“Too many,” Foggy says. “And, at this point, I’m fine with admitting that my concept of too many is more than ten.”

“Yeesh,” Amy says, emphatically. 

“Speaking of stab wounds,” Foggy says, pointing at her. “You seem like the type of person who knows things about getting stains out of other things.” 

“Yeah, hold on,” she says, grinning before she turns around to get her bag. “I’ve actually got a binder.” 

I honestly think Jake would have an odd obsession with bathbombs [read as: Jake using all of Gina’s bathbombs at once when he stays there one night and making a huge glittery mess]

tall-butt:

Goodbye friends I am dead. He probably would never have tried bath bombs before and then he’d stay the night at Gina’s (maybe they were just Hanging and then it got late and he was too lazy to go home) and so he went into the bathroom and saw these beautiful colorful round balls and he knew they were bath bombs bc he heard about them so he got SO EXCITED TO TRY THEM THAT HE HAD TO PUT THEM IN WATER RIGHT AT THAT INSTANT SO HE FIXES A BATH AND GETS THAT OPEN-MOUTHED WIDE-EYED LOOK WHEN HE SEES WHAT HAPPENS AND anyway. It’s so cute.

magpiesarefluffy:

spookyhansolosbutt:

phil-the-stone:

jacobperaltta:

ninetyninthprecinct:

mylifeinletterstoyou:

tall-butt:

dshadydog:

*Jake Peralta voice* SMORT

*Jake Peralta voice* NOICE

*Jake Peralta voice* PORTNER

*Jake Peralta voice* COCAAAAAIIIINNE

*Jake Peralta voice* cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt

*Jake Peralta voice* okaY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY

*Jake Peralta voice* oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*Jake Peralta voice* PSHAW!

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