drabble prompt! foggy and amy mutually discussing their love for their disaster boyfriends

“You’re not worried that Jake’s going to break his neck?” Foggy asks, finishing his mimosa and immediately refilling his glass.

They’re having brunch and Matt and Jake are parkouring on some Brooklyn rooftops–or Matt is parkouring. If Foggy knows anything, Jake is probably just yelling parkour a lot.

“Not really,” Amy says, smiling fondly. “I’m pretty sure he’ll sprain his ankle and be really proud of it and never try this again.” 

“You’re lucky,” Foggy says, laughing. “Matt just gets more eager with each stab wound.” 

“How many stab wounds are we talking?” Amy asks, wincing.

“Too many,” Foggy says. “And, at this point, I’m fine with admitting that my concept of too many is more than ten.”

“Yeesh,” Amy says, emphatically. 

“Speaking of stab wounds,” Foggy says, pointing at her. “You seem like the type of person who knows things about getting stains out of other things.” 

“Yeah, hold on,” she says, grinning before she turns around to get her bag. “I’ve actually got a binder.” 

in the ebony falcon ep, jake says he took three years of tap. mind writing a little ficlet involving him tap-dancing for whatever reason?

Distract them,” Amy hisses, gesturing to the group of men crowded by the front door. “I’m gonna sneak around the back.” 

“I’ve been told I’m very distracting,” Jake whispers back, leaning in to peck her cheek before turning around and walking towards the men, taking off the totally awesome hat he was wearing as a disguise and tossing it on the ground next to them. 

Amy raises her eyebrows. 

“A show for the gentlemen!” Jake says, arguably too grandly, making a face at himself before he starts dancing. Like straight up actual tap dancing, because it’s basically like riding a bike, a bike that tap taps in your dreams until you wake up screaming. 

One of the guys whispers, “What the fuck,” but they keep watching him, perhaps morbidly fascinated but Jake’s pretty sure that fascinated is somewhere in the equation. 

“He’s crazy,” another guys says. “Give him a dollar, maybe he’ll go away.” 

One of them tosses a dollar in Jake’s hat and Jake glances over to see Amy watching from the alley with a weird look on her face. He stops tap dancing with an elegant flourish of his arms and does a sweeping bow, grabbing his hat and saying, “Thank you for your generosity!” 

He dashes over to Amy, saying, “Did you get anything?” 

“No,” Amy says, looking him up and down. “I got distracted.” 

“…Amy Santiago,” he says, a slow grin spreading across her face. “Are you horny for tap dancing?” 

“What?” Amy says, scoffing. “No, I’m–you know what, yeah, I am, I really am, let’s go back to my place and you can…y’know.” 

“…tap dance naked?” Jake asks, frowning. 

“No!” Amy says, then looks thoughtful. “Well.” 

“I can’t believe you want me to tap dance strip tease for you,” Jake says, throwing an arm around her and laughing as he leads her away, adding warmly. “You pervert.” 

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