And while I’m on the subject, it’s so sad that The Good Place writing staff doesn’t know a thing about their own characters! Because if they did, Chidi would answer Eleanor’s “Are you bi?” with “What? I- of course I’m bisexual Eleanor! I can’t even decide on a pair of socks to wear every morning *pulls pant leg up to reveal two different types of socks* do you seriously think I could choose one gender to sleep with?”
Side note: Chidi waivers between the bi and pan labels and the potential ethical ramifications of them both. He has frustrated many a friend and romantic partner agonizing over the Discourse.
Side side note: The first time he got asked if he was a top or a bottom, Chidi broke out into a an ice cold panic sweat that lasted for three days straight.
the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial structure
you were probably joking but i think you may be entirely right
you really gotta be a fool to say tchaikovsky wasn’t gay. the man literally fired cannons in his 1812 overture, do you really think a straight man could achieve that drama? that panache? that power? grow up
oh my god, they were roommates 