just watched The Good Place and now I can make this dank bipolar meme
Tag: YEAH
Want a gf but I ain’t prepared… I’ve no land to give, no cattle…
And while I’m on the subject, it’s so sad that The Good Place writing staff doesn’t know a thing about their own characters! Because if they did, Chidi would answer Eleanor’s “Are you bi?” with “What? I- of course I’m bisexual Eleanor! I can’t even decide on a pair of socks to wear every morning *pulls pant leg up to reveal two different types of socks* do you seriously think I could choose one gender to sleep with?”
Side note: Chidi waivers between the bi and pan labels and the potential ethical ramifications of them both. He has frustrated many a friend and romantic partner agonizing over the Discourse.
Side side note: The first time he got asked if he was a top or a bottom, Chidi broke out into a an ice cold panic sweat that lasted for three days straight.
nest:
extremely chuby baby on the bus staring at me:
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me: i would kill for you
third base is me asking if you hate me
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future
Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go
It gets even weirder when you hit 30.
Cate Blanchett: I can’t believe I will be playing another lesbian character.
Ocean’s 8 director: You’re not.
Cate Blanchett: No, I’m gonna.
whenever you think this timeline we’re living in is really bad just remember that a group chat consisting of lin-manuel miranda, guillermo del toro, mark hamill, seth meyers, and sean astin named #GuardiansOfThe99 (courtesy of lin-manuel) was formed because of their love and support of brooklyn nine nine
me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying?
me receiving affection: AAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAA!A!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAA
oh my god, they were roommates 