this is my matt, who is much gayer and somewhat happier than canon matt, and also i’m using foggy for context just because
A – aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
as soon as foggy tries to get out of bed, matt immediately latches on to him and doesn’t snuggle so much as aggressively cuddle him like he might try to leave and not come back. this lasts approximately 30 seconds of sleepy kissing, some happy lovey dovey mumbling, and then within five minutes he’s passed out. foggy has to slowly wriggle his way free to go to the bathroom.
re: bdsm aftercare – obnoxiously thorough if he’s taking care of foggy, obstinately refusing that he needs anything until foggy’s, like, “matthew, sit down and let me attend to your needs,” and matt, with a grumpy face, lets himself be loved.
F – favorite position
after matt hesitates when foggy asks what his favorite position is, foggy starts laughing.
“is it missionary?” foggy asks, sounding delighted. this is the worst game of drunk two person truth or dare ever. “it’s missionary, isn’t it? missionary? tell me it’s missionary.”
matt sighs.
“yes,” he says, frowning.
“that’s so cute,” foggy says, “and catholic and in-character and cute.”
matt’s too drunk for this.
foggy thinks he’s cute.
T – toy
before foggy, he had a pair of handcuffs left behind from a really interesting one night stand and one vibrator bought after a full month of anxious guilty online shopping. after foggy, they added some basic kinky things to go with the handcuffs and a maybe a couple of dildos.
oh my god, they were roommates 