queer eye – oh my god, they were roommates

listen the two things i hate drawing the most are a) men and b) specific resemblances, but sometimes you’ve got to spend several weeks working on weird portraits of the queer eye boys as dnd characters i guess?? i loved working on these so much even though i did the thing i always did where i start with the one i’m most excited about first and then that turns out the shittiest since i improve as i go (sorry karamo).

jonathan was nearly a bard but given that he’s a radiant angel of healing light in real life, i finally chose cleric. antoni is shirtless because antoni, BUT all the flowers in his flower crown are edible! tan is a rogue bc a) titties out, the true rogue experience and b) i love that slytherin bitch and i’m 100% sure he’s the only member of the fab five who would absolutely stab someone. you know i’m right.

markwatney:

somebody fucking save tan france

i’m doing research for a project aka watching youtube videos of the queer eye dudes while eating cookie dough ice cream

if i were to write marvel/queer eye fic, let’s consider:

foggy gets glammed up for his fancy new lawyer job and jonathan helps him realize while he’s cutting his hair that he’s in love with matt and also that conditioner is important. they get him and matt together by the end and cry about it.
“okay, frank,” tan says, soothingly, while they all look around in horror. “let’s talk about, uh–let’s talk about all the guns.”
kate nominates clint and he goes along with it in a well, i guess this is happening way but ends up hosting a surprisingly charming dinner party at the end. it’s pizza and lucky eats at the table, but he folded the napkins into swans, so it’s something.