Tag: the punisher

if i were to write marvel/queer eye fic, let’s consider: 

• foggy gets glammed up for his fancy new lawyer job and jonathan helps him realize while he’s cutting his hair that he’s in love with matt and also that conditioner is important. they get him and matt together by the end and cry about it.
• “okay, frank,” tan says, soothingly, while they all look around in horror. “let’s talk about, uh–let’s talk about all the guns.” 
• kate nominates clint and he goes along with it in a well, i guess this is happening way but ends up hosting a surprisingly charming dinner party at the end. it’s pizza and lucky eats at the table, but he folded the napkins into swans, so it’s something.