Justin: Do you want me to ask Sydnee real quick?
Griffin: Yeah, yeah.
Justin: I’ll just ask her. Okay, hold on. [sounds of him walking away from the mic]
Griffin: But I wanna hear it!
Justin: [yelling, at a distance] Hey Sydnee! Hey Syd!
Sydnee: [at even more of a distance] What?
Justin: [yelling] Why doesn’t the penis gain fat? [pause] Why doesn’t the penis get fat?
[Griffin and Travis snicker for a while]
Justin: [comes back to the mic] She says Jesus.
Griffin: [bursts into laughter]
I’m not sure what would be better; listing Sydnee as ‘Dr. Sydnee Mcelroy’ so non-fans understand that Justin is bothering a real life doctor, or just leaving her as ‘Sydnee’ so it looks like Justin is asking his wife this insane question like he’s some kind of toddler bugging his mom
Tag: mbmbam
I was waiting for my bus back home this morning after the Seattle mbmbam and taz liveshows and I saw the McElroys getting out of a van at the station and I just want everyone to know that while everyone (I mean everyone, the boys, their wives, Clint, and Sydnee’s parents) were all struggling carrying these HUGE bags, Griffin was standing off to the side, one hip cocked out, drinking a cup of coffee watching without even holding a bag. He looked like a model and I feel like I saw God.
That’s the Youngest Sibling jutsu
could you recommend some MBMBM eps – i havent listened to podcasts before but you make me want to like these
I tend to listen to them erratically and out of order so I don’t remember titles but here’s the first three I can think of and then some YouTube clips! Also, the suggestion from the McElroys themselves is to start sometime after episode 100 because they had some growing up to do re: not being a little bit terrible.
- Starbucks Castle Doctrine (174) is one of my favorites because of Griffin’s shoplifting riffing.
- Shrimp! Heaven! Now! (367) is a good place to start in terms of recent jokes you keep seeing on Tumblr that make no sense out of context.
- The Cream Beam to Flavor Town (344) if the phrase Benedict Cumberbatch’s School for Sharp-Faced Boys sounds appealing to you.
- A Whole Lemon
- Wizard Swears
- I Hate You, Ron
- Presidential History
-
Kyle: A Movie About Being a Good Dad and Good Human
you should really write more of the mcelroys in the daredevil universe…
I couldn’t sustain this one for very long but…
JUSTIN [NPR VOICE]: Hello, I’m Justin McElroy and welcome to a special presentation of our newest podcast: The McElroy Brothers Will Be in The Defenders. Brothers, hello.
GRIFFIN: Hello, Justin, I’m very excited to be here talking about how we absolutely are going to be in ragtag superhero gang The Defenders.
TRAVIS: Have you boys been in contact with any of our new pals from the sexy vigilante crew that we are definitely almost a part of?
GRIFFIN: Indeed I have, Travis–I received a downright ominous call from Daredevil, the spookiest of our crime-stopping future coworkers.
JUSTIN: Did he have any words of advice?
GRIFFIN: No, actually, he very threateningly informed me that he was the only one who wore a skintight outfit in this group. Clearly, he saw the pictures of my prototype superhero outfit that were leaked to HuffPo.
JUSTIN: Mmm, yes, with the spandex booty shorts.
GRIFFIN: [muffled laugh] first of all, never let me hear you use the word booty again but yes–they allow for the ultimate ease of movement.
TRAVIS: Mine’s a leotard.
JUSTIN [laughing]: Wait, mine’s a leotard. We really should’ve consulted each other before we created our new ass-kicking ensembles.
GRIFFIN: Especially considering that I think Daredevil might kick our asses for chomping his flavor as the most salacious Defender.
JUSTIN: Pfft, it’ll be three against one, I’d like to see him try.
TRAVIS: Now that we’ve demeaned one of our soon-to-be colleagues, I think it’s time to discuss something extremely important: which Defender do you want to be best friends with?
JUSTIN: Travis, it sounds like you have an answer prepared for this question.
TRAVIS: Yes, Justin, I have a prepared statement about the ten step plan I have to make Jessica Jones hang out with me and watch Netflix. First–
GRIFFIN: You should know that I’m editing all ten of those steps out, Scraps.
TRAVIS: I’m fine with that. As I was saying–
um op literally lost his boy to a clown box of his own creation but go off i guess
Guys just finished the new ep of “My Microphone my Microphone and My Microphone” and I am experiencing second hand anxiety.
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okay, so, this happened:
pack your bags and move away
Daredevil/MBMBAM | PG13 | Matt/Foggy
JUSTIN [LAUGHING]: I mean, what if it was love at first sight? What if it works?
GRIFFIN: What if— [IN A HOARSE WHISPER] what if playing dark sexual games with his hunky roommate works?
JUSTIN: It’s not Cruel Intentions, if you take away the true message from Travis’—fucking sociopathic delivery, then that’s just, like…courtship. Get to know him, kiss a few boys in the meantime just to—to double check on that front, and if it feels right…give it a shot.
play with me!!!!
(audio from here)
the worst thing about listening to an absurd amount of mbmbam in a row is that i will have tim mcgraw’s “live like you were dying” stuck in my head for the rest of my life
oh my god, they were roommates 