but like – oh my god, they were roommates

silkbox:

Due to popular demand (or just,… demand?) I sat down and made this, literally, in the last two hours.

Unfortunately, it’s kind of squished-down so I WANT people to reblog it and correct/add their own stuff if they want to say something! The more information, the better.

I didn’t go too deeply into the technical names for the anatomy parts – you can google things pretty easily. But there IS one thing I want to add.

Due to the promotion of the clitoral stimulation, there are now some people under the impression that the clitoris is the end-all of orgasm achievement.

Please trust me when I say this is not true. I can’t really achieve clitoral orgasm very easily, and it’s kind of disappointing for me. On the other hand, I can reach G-spot orgasms and it’s tons better! It just goes to show you how many different ways bodies can be built. :3

So many men need to read this shot!

in the college marci universe twirling around in my head, her and foggy and matt take a break from studying for finals to watch legally blonde and end up deliriously hooking up together during the middle of it

matt and marci / foggy and marci have already hooked up, possibly also foggy/matt or possibly this leads to that?

either way.

returnsandreturns:

so excited to do a YA banned book display because I’m going to label books “too racy to read” and “literally burned” like they’re positive advertisements and assume that this will inspire our rebel library kids to pick them up

we have fun here

I promise this isn’t @anyone specifically (I got a lot of anons last night lol) buuuuuuuut I write this stuff for free so I’m gonna write what I want to.

I was going through a box of book donations and there were a bunch of Catholic tracts for children and one had a list of questions to ask to make sure you respect yourself and it included the question: “Did I ever commit a sexual sin on myself or others?” and I’m not saying I want a fic where Matt makes it to freshman year without ever having had an orgasm but, like. Maybe I’m saying that.

Will mikey ever top for foggy? I notice a trend of bottom!matt in quite a few of your fics/series heh

I promise that this is not me being mad at this ask lol, but I think I have to do some statistics, because I get this kind of ask a lot and I’m not sure that there is that wide of a gap between the two, especially considering a lot of my fics don’t have sex or don’t have penetrative sex.

Some notes:

– I am counting penetrative sex as bottoming, but even including fics where characters sub or have sex in other ways, it still kind of evens out, might push it a bit more towards Matt side because, y’know, I like writing Matt giving blowjobs.

– I’m excluding girl!Foggy and girl!Matt fics but they would’ve pushed it in Foggy’s direction, too

– This is just fics on AO3, but I think most of the fics I’ve posted on tumblr that had full on sex scenes probably made it to AO3.

– Some of them are on both lists.

But here we go:

foggy bottoming (10)

syncopate my skin to your heart beating
some days stay sweet forever (non-explicit but implied)
give me just one look
you’re in the city, you’re not really alone
after the beep
at least twice on-screen in giving it up
the life we needed all along
putting in the hours
heart like a kick drum
somehow get to you (implied)

matt bottoming (11)

featuring special guest tony stark
hit me, baby, one more time
always bound to fail (implied)
you can’t spell compartmentalizing without coming apart
giving it up
all the things that we could do
putting in the hours
the way you play for me
heat of the moment
give you all the noise in this body
pretty little head

Otherwise, they’re G – T rated or feature mutual blowjobs/handjobs/etc.

Though, to be fair, my three distinctly long fics are definitely bottom!Matt (though I’m working on Giving It Up being a little less narrowed on that). But it’s actually weirdly evenly distributed, considering the fact that I thought it was a big difference, too.

ANYWAY, YOU DIDN’T ASK FOR THAT, BUT IT SATED MY CURIOUSITY. As for Matt topping in the porn star ‘verse, it could happen. It’s not something that’s on my list, but my list is mostly, like, schmoopy weddings and recreating porn scenes, which pretty much exclusively include him bottoming. But, yeah, it’s never impossible.

Some facts about Hillary Clinton

runawaymarbles:

– In one of her FOIA’d emails, she refers to Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich as “mittens” and “grinch”

– in another, she asked an aide to remind her to bring more teacups from home

– and also please tell her what time parks and rec is on.

– She calls some of her most loyal supporters her “sisterhood of the traveling pantsuits”

– She nicknamed her secret service van the Scooby Van

everyone’s like “oh she’s a robot” no she’s a GIANT DORK please vote for Madame Dork in Chief 2016

Pokemon Go Teams Be Like

Team Mystic: [pushes up glasses] you have miscalculated and that is your grave mistake for I am the superior trainer you peasant here to educate you on the unpleasant truths of this world Mystic is clearly above you and only the naive couldn’t see that-

Team Instinct: hey pal lets just have a jolly good time please dont hurt me i work at walgreens

Team Valor: [muffled sound of ‘Gasolina’ playing in the distance] I HAVENT SLEPT IN FORTY HOURS I CANT FEEL MY LEGS AND I DROVE DIRECTLY INTO AN OLD NAVY FOR A SQUIRTLE