have some foggy/luke i shall never finish


Foggy’s met Luke a few times, incidentally, usually because he’s carrying an injured Matt back to his apartment like a limp ragdoll—they’ll have a quick conversation and Luke will go back out to make sure that Jessica “Never Met a Fight She Wouldn’t Begrudgingly Fight” Jones and Danny “I Can Kick Anything” Rand didn’t get in trouble while he was gone.

This time, Foggy went out on a date with a girl Marci set him up with and fell asleep before he got an I made good choices tonight and did not die text from Matt, which was an obligatory part of them being friends again; when he wakes up, brain fuzzy and only vaguely aware that it’s the middle of the night, he looks at this phone and realizes that he’s gotten no texts at all.

It’s probably nothing. Matt’s forgotten a few times, then called Foggy in the morning to apologize and declare that he was living and still had at least most of his limbs. Foggy’s got an uneasy feeling in his stomach, though, partially from drinking too much wine and a single terrible kiss but he’s pretty sure it’s also because of Matt’s radio silence.

He doesn’t answer the phone when Foggy calls—once, then twice—which leads Foggy to haul himself out of bed and into jeans and a hoodie before he walks over to Matt’s place—namely, Matt’s empty place, no sign of him, his bed still made.

“If you’re dead, I’m gonna kill you,” he murmurs, to Matt’s empty bedroom, before he climbs the stairs to the roof and finds Luke Cage sitting on the edge of the building. He looks up when Foggy walks towards him, giving him a wane smile.

“Looking for Murdock?” he asks.

“Did you push him off the roof?” Foggy asks. “I wouldn’t blame you—I want to do it, too, sometimes.”

Luke’s smile lights up a little when he laughs.

“I was on watch duty,” he says. “Claire stitched him up earlier and I was supposed to make sure he didn’t do anything stupid.”

“Let me guess,” Foggy says, cautiously sitting next to him, making sure he’s got a firm grip on the ledge before he lets his feet dangle. “He did something stupid.”

“I don’t even know how he got past me,” Luke says, half annoyed and half amused. “He went back out to finish what he started. Jess was already in the thick of it, so she’s gonna make sure he doesn’t get himself killed.”

“Why didn’t you just bring him to me?” Foggy asks. “I know all his tricks.”

He doesn’t even let Matt go to the bathroom by himself if he looks like he might ditch common sense in favor of jumping off a roof with a head wound. Privacy isn’t a thing when you’re clearly pretending that you don’t have a concussion.

“He told us that you were on a date,” Luke says, “and not to bother you.”

“That’s sweet,” Foggy says, dryly. “FYI, in the future, call me anyway.”

“That was my first instinct,” Luke says, shaking his head and smiling, looking straight ahead over the city before he turns that smile on Foggy, who smiles back and grips the ledge a little tighter, because wow. “I’ve gotta start trusting that.”

“You probably have the best instincts in your little, uhm, threesome,” Foggy says, unable to come up with a less indecent word.

“That’s not saying much,” Luke says.

Foggy laughs, says, “Right.”

They settle into the uncomfortable silence of two people that know barely anything about each other until Foggy finally says, “You can head out, if you want. I’ll wait for Matt.”

“Told Jess I’d meet them here and we could debrief and steal Matt’s beer,” Luke says. “You’re welcome to join us.”

“…yeah, sounds good,” Foggy says.

Luke smiles again and Foggy’s momentarily glad that Matt’s not here to hear his heart.

Thanks to your Daredevil/Brooklyn 99 ficlet, I am now convinced that Gina and Foggy are epic shenanigans bros and meet up every couple of months to bitch and plot more ridiculousness.

YEP

things which gina linetti and foggy nelson have shenanigan’d together that i made up right this second 

  • arrested twice but it was jake both times so it was, like, mostly symbolic and he just yelled, “I’M SCARING YOU STRAIGHT” a bunch which was followed by about fourteen bisexuality jokes because all three of them are bi as hell
  • accidentally became internet famous for writing erotic daredevil rpf which started as a joke but eventually got way too serious. gina’s got a gift for euphemisms and foggy’s got the inside info and an extensive knowledge of weird sex stuff (thanks, marci). 
  • they’re discovered because amy santiago 150% reads erotic superhero rpf and by that i mean her and jake read them together, probably, to spice things up 
  •  please imagine a conversation between gina and amy in which the fact that amy reads her weird superhero porn comes to light; i’ll wait 
  • kicked out of more than two bars for getting drunk and singing duets together 
  • having flirting competitions at luke’s because their collective crush on him is stupendously large. nobody ever wins but luke secretly loves it—his is not one of the bars they’ve been kicked out of.
  • that’s all i can think of BUT YEP THEY CHILL 

4/7 fake dating

look, okay, this became past matt/foggy, too, because i’m trash, but who will stop me. none of you, that’s for sure. 

the ship is gina linetti/foggy nelson, god bless us every one

(for reference: this meme


“I think we’re really asking people to stretch their imaginations, here,” Gina says, slumping backwards in Foggy’s desk chair and eyeing him critically where he’s leaning up against the wall. Foggy sighs, gesturing for her to continue. “I mean, I clearly only date tens, and Fogbert here’s a nine point five at best.” 

“Huh,” Foggy says, brightly. “Alright, nine point five. I steeled my self-esteem for nothing.” 

“What would it take to push him up to a ten for you?” Matt asks, amused. 

Gina makes a thoughtful noise then makes a spiral motion with her finger. 

“Give us a spin,” she says. 

Foggy stares back at her balefully. 

“Oh, come on,” Matt says, clearly enjoying himself. “Give her a spin.” 

With a dramatic huff, Foggy pushes himself off of the wall and spins once, holding his arms out like he’s given up on life. 

“…have you ever considered facial hair?” Gina asks. 

Matt groans. 

“Don’t encourage him,” he says. 

“He hated the goatee,” Foggy says, proudly. “Loathed it.” 

“Why would you hate it?” Gina asks. “A) it sounds effin’ glorious and B) you never even saw it.” 

Matt and Foggy both fall silent, eyes wide. Gina starts to smile, tilting her head towards Matt. 

“If this is going to work out,” she says, “I’m going to need you to provide me with every single detail about what I imagine was a very awkward, mildly sexy college experimental phase. Tell me about the beard burn, Murdock. Leave nothing out.” 

“We’re getting off task here,” Matt says, seriously. “Why don’t you two just test it out, see how well you pass.” 

“Why don’t you two just do it, if you already have a dark erotic past together?” Gina asks. “I don’t have anything to work with here, how am I supposed to pretend to love someone if I’ve never had my tongue in their mouth? The mouth is the window to the soul.” 

“We’re not doing it because Matt’s a terrible actor,” Foggy says, “and…I mean, there’s an easy solution to that second problem.” 

He waggles his eyebrows.

“…Franklin Roosevelt Nelson,” Gina says, sounding delighted. “I never.” 

“Let me leave the room first,” Matt says, making a face.

“No, Matthew,” she says, gravely. “Stay. Your sturdy Catholic presence will keep us from taking this too far, and I don’t want your quote unquote partner here to fall in love with me.” 

“I think I’ll be okay,” Foggy says, taking a step towards her. 

“Yeah, that’s what they all say,” Gina says, then jumps him. 

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