look, i feel like it’s statistically unlikely that there’s not a gif set of matt murdock looking pornographic (except probably he’s actually bleeding to death, we like to blur the lines here in the marvel’s daredevil fandom) and if one of you were to find it and tag me in it, i’d really appreciate that, i need it for reasons

characters 3 and 7 end up sitting next to each other in a crowded theater. conflict over arm rests/talking during the movie/which character was the best ensues?

“No, I understand that you need the arm rest and all other available space so that you can sit down all of your weird emotional baggage,” Gina drawls, during the previews. “What I don’t understand is why we’re at a movie. It’s a visual medium, Matthew. I’m staring pointedly at you.”

“You said you wanted to see it,” Matt says, simply. “We’re friends.”

“I also said I wanted to make out with your abnormally handsome face and you denied that humble request,” Gina says. “What kind of friend are you?” 

“Are you gonna narrate for me or not?” 

“…wait, hold up, you want me to talk during the movie?” she asks. 

Matt smiles. 

“It would help,” he says. 

“Damn, this is like a dream date,” she says.“Or it would be, you know, if this was actually a date. And you were a celebrity chef or that guy on a horse from the Old Spice commercial.” 

“I guess you’ll just have to make do with me,” Matt says, offering her the popcorn. She takes it from him. 

“I guess so, bruh,” she says. “Now get ready for the best damn color commentary you’ve ever experienced.” 

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